Mom: I think you probably know this, but if you opt to take the OTC sleeping pills, do not mix them with anything like alcohol or an inhalant!
Andy: I don't want sleeping pills, I want happy pills.
Mom: You said Valium - that is not a happy pill; that's a calm you down and make you sleep pill! Go out and ride your bike and produce endorphins naturally. That's the best way to be happy! Or, go to therapy if you need it and work through your feelings.
Andy: Why can't I just have valium?
Mom: valium is for someone whose life is so bad, they are hysterical all the time and can't calm their nerves. I don't think you need valium and no doctor would give it to you anyway! Drink a glass of wine!
Andy: I drink plenty...fine i want valium's less dramatic cousin.
Mom: oh, that's a good one - go do a vlog with that one!
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